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Teasing Like…

This has to be the latest that I have blogged in a long time.  I have a good excuse.  About a month ago, I ate some almonds at a work related function.  Those stupid almonds broke a piece of my tooth off.  A week later, on the day of my dentist appointment, a larger piece broke off.  Unfortunately, this piece was right above my nerve.  My dentist gave me a temporary filling, hoping that my tooth could handle that.  The answer, unfortunately, was no.  By last weekend, it started to hurt and I knew that a more substantial procedure would be needed.  By Friday, I experienced a great deal of pain along with swelling and a fever.  An emergency root canal followed along with now a week’s worth of antibiotics.  This weekend has meant a lot of sleeping as I wait for the recovery, which is why this blog is so late.

My attention span has not been great enough to get much grading done or household chores, but I have had a chance to take brief looks at social media.  I noticed a couple of fun tweets from that band.  You know the one.  Here is the one that really caught my attention:

I cannot tell you how much I needed a tweet like this!  First of all, I love knowing that the band (or the majority of the band) is together.  That always makes me smile.  Then, of course, John’s quote resulted in a good giggle despite my soreness.  I have to say the idea that John was “unsettled” by Simon driving and Nick putting on the tunes is one I can relate to.  I think I might equally unsettled by that.  Now, before Duranies come after me, I have no idea if Simon is a scary driver.  I doubt that Nick would pick music that I wouldn’t appreciate.  No, I love the idea that John is teasing his friends.  After all, isn’t that what friends do?!  I know that I do that with my friends.  Rhonda and I give each other grief whenever we can.  Why?  Simple.  It is fun.

We have also been known to the give the members of Duran a hard time as well.  (Some band members receive our attention in this way more than others.  coughSimoncough Cheers!)  Now, I know that this bothers some out there who reads our blogs.  After all, it is one thing for Rhonda and I to give each other a hard time but a totally different deal to do the same to Duran Duran.  The assumption here is that we are no way, shape or form on their level so how do we dare.  I don’t really get that feeling.  Yes, obviously, they have fame and a hell of a lot more musical talent than I do.  That’s true.  They are still human beings, right?  On top of that, don’t tweets like this seem to be saying that they welcome this sort of thing?  I tend to think so.

There are teachers at school that are always serious with the kids and expect the kids to always be super serious and respectful back.  I’m not like that.  I like to give my students are a hard time and I welcome them giving me a hard time back.  It makes the day-to-day grind of the school year much more fun and bearable.  Some teachers disagree, though, because they feel that kids should not treat teachers that way.  Kids should just treat teachers as respectable elders.  I think my students respect me.  That respect does not get ruined if they give me a hard time, in a fun-loving way, at least I don’t think.

The same is true with the members of Duran.  Just because I tease them on here does not mean that I don’t respect them.  It is the opposite, in fact.  I adore the fact that they tease each other like this. To me, it shows that they are comfortable in their own skins and comfortable with each other.  It makes me love and respect them more.


Blog Pick from 2012-2013: Rolling Stone Interview Part 3

When I think back to 2012-2013, two big Duran related events stand out to me.  First, John Taylor’s autobiography came out in the fall of 2012.  This meant lots of posts about the book itself as well as many about events surrounding the release.  Second, Rhonda and I were deep into planning for Durandemonium, a Duran fan convention we organized.  I could have chosen from a million posts about either of those events.  Yet, I picked something completely different but one that reminded me of a truth about blogging that we have learned.  Sometimes, blogs that we think are going to be ignored get a LOT of attention.  Other times, blogs that we thought were awesome for whatever reason were kinda ignored.  Controversial or potentially controversial blogs definitely fit into that category.  Likewise, blogs that are supposed to be funny also can fall into the same trap.  

In the spring of 2013, a friend of ours and frequent guest blogger approached us with a crazy idea.  What was it?  He wanted to write a guest blog from the future.  This blog post would focus on a future interview with Rolling Stone magazine in which he asked about his experiences with the Daily Duranie.  Obviously, this was written to be funny, to tease us a bit, to be a little ridiculous.  Rhonda and I couldn’t just let his fake interview go, we had to respond.  First, Rhonda wrote a new interview and then I followed up.  My follow-up is below.  I distinctly remember writing this in a coffee shop near Chicago as I was there visiting with friends.  I’m certain that the other customers must have thought I was insane as I often laughed out loud to myself while writing.  I love when we are able to use our sense of humor as this series did.  Beyond that, it also allowed some Duran inside jokes within the interview.  So fun!  If you would like to start with part 1, go here.  If you want to read Rhonda’s, go here.  My part of the series is below.



Another day, another soundtrack suggestion for this epic masterpiece…this time, turn on “Undergoing Treatment”.  Cheers!!

We are undergoing treatment
Watching others on the net
Studying our worst actions
They say we’ll get over it
Disappear like disco
To the sight of our few pageviews
Resign to the outer circle
If you see us standing by the stage door
Don’t ever give us an autograph
If you ever catch us in the hotel lobby
Don’t even stop for a photographWe are undergoing treatment
‘Til our fandom bites the dust
Laid out on Blogger
They crave our loyalty
Ignored by the idols
Exasperated Estrogen
But why do we still face the music?If you see us texting about Pippin’s
Don’t ever ask us…

Now and then we get the strangest notion
That there’s someone reading
But it keeps we guessing
Wild ambition can you really blame us?
Can you entertain us?
Can you give a little more?

If you see us standing by the stage door
Don’t ever giving us for an autograph
If you ever catch us in the hotel lobby
Don’t even stop for a photograph

We are undergoing treatment
But will the doctors ever cure
These delusions of grandeur?

The following is an excerpt from an interview in “Rolling Stone”**
July 2022

Rolling Stone:  This is the third in a three part series featuring interviews with the present and past members of Daily Duranie, one of the world’s longest and most successful fan blogs that is over a decade old and has seen millions of hits from every corner of the globe.  In May, we spoke with C.K. Shortell, a former member of the blog, and last month, we spoke with founding member, Rhonda.  This month, for our final installment, we ask Amanda to fill in the gaps to get a complete picture of this very successful online monster of a blog.  Amanda, of course, is known to be the organizer, the keeper of the dates/time/daily questions of the blog.
RS:  Thank you for speaking with us.  I know this isn’t your most comfortable of venues.  
AP:  True.  Interestingly enough, I have never had a problem speaking in front of teenagers or in front of political volunteers.  Yet, this setting makes me want to hide in a dark corner somewhere.  
RS:  Yet, you felt like you had to do this interview.
AP:  Of course, when Rhonda and I decide on a course of action, we follow through.  Oh, do we follow through.  (rolls eyes)  The blog is evidence of that, isn’t it?  Ten plus years and it is still going strong.
RS:  That’s true.  You and Rhonda have always been described as committed.
AP:  (snorts)  Committed.  Yeah…as in mental hospital, certifiable, committed.  We could have starred in that Falling Down video that people still don’t seem to get. 

RS:  Is this why you walked away from it for awhile because you thought you were too committed or that people might think you were crazy?

AP:  (laughs hysterically)  People have known I was crazy for years!  They certainly knew that Rhonda and I were flew to the UK twice in a year.  Heck, they knew it when we praised TV Mania back in 2013.  No, the reasons I left were much more serious than that!
RS:  Rhonda claimed that the reasons you left were for “differences” and how politics always got you.
AP:  Sure, I’m sure that she is partly correct.  Yet, she forgets what life was like then.  This was when the only people who really recognized our hard work were some dedicated readers, mostly friends.  We weren’t making any money from it and the band certainly didn’t acknowledge us then.  Remember we couldn’t even get a picture with the band!!  One single picture!?!  Even when we got front row, it was because we waited for hours in line!  We wrote a blog EVERY SINGLE DAY and got nothing.  I could get pictures, as in plural, with the freaking President of the United States but nothing with that band.  Add on the fact that we were making no money doing the blog, at that point, and I was so tired of that.  Years of teaching and years of volunteering for political campaigns combined with this daily grind got to me.  I wanted a real income and I wanted recognition.  That isn’t too hard to understand, is it?
RS:  It isn’t.  The Clinton Global Initiative gave you the income and the recognition?  
AP:  It definitely did!  When President Hillary Clinton called to offer me the position, how could I turn that down?  When the President recognizes your work and requests your services, you don’t feel like you have much choice.
RS:  It sounds like you left without thinking twice. 
AP:  Oh no, it was still an incredibly tough moment.  (wipes tears)  I didn’t want to leave the blog.  It had been a significant part of my life for so long that I couldn’t just walk away without feeling a serious loss.  I would have stayed if I had gotten the recognition for the blog…not to mention those fan events like the conventions or for the books.  Yet, I felt like it had run its course.  I had wanted to get out for a long time.  I wanted to do something for myself for a change.  But, I worried about my friendship with Rhonda when I left and I worried about what was going to happen to the blog.
RS:  You and Rhonda are fine now, though, right?
AP:  Yes, of course.  We love each other like sisters and we still can have such a blast together.  I never laugh at much as I do when I am with her.  Yet, when I rejoined the blog, I realized that our relationship suffered when I walked away.  We had to work on it.  I didn’t really get it even though I should have.  All of the blogs featuring the lyrics to “Buried in the Sand” should have clued me in but it didn’t.  When we talked about getting back together over lunch, I wanted to just go on the road, read some fan favorites but Rhonda insisted on writing new material.  Yet, as Rhonda would say, I was ready.
RS:  What were you worried about with the blog when you were gone?
AP:  Well, @Rhondaslap should be a clear example to show how things moved in a very different direction once I left.  Rhonda and I took pride in our maturity, our intellect, our sense of humor.  Yet, once that twitter handle appeared, I knew things were going to be very different.  Can you believe that someone asked me once if I would consider doing a twitter handle like that?!  I calmly explained that was one reason Chris was no longer a blogger with us.  Although, I think I really knew at that 2013 convention that Chris was after my job.  He went out of his way to make an impact with hours and hours of songs that have truly gripped me in emotional intensity.  I mean, come on, he played ZOOM freaking IN.  Enough said.  The only other songs that he could have added to make more of an impact would have been Come Undone and Hungry Like the Wolf.  
RS:  Are you surprised that Rhonda blamed the band for the change in direction for the blog?
AP:  Of course not!  (laughs)  Truly, if we can blame the band, we will!  In all seriousness, it didn’t help when the band decided that social networking wasn’t their thing.  I wanted to be understanding, and I was for a long time but years after years of watching the fans go after each other in between albums was too hard.  Duran downtime is a killer, truly.
RS:  Did you feel badly that your return the fold resulted in C.K.’s departure?
AP:  I didn’t want anyone to be disappointed and upset.  C.K. handled it like a gentleman no matter what his personal feelings were.  Yet, I definitely worried about the C.K. readers out there.  I know how personal one’s favorite blogger is for the readers.  I swear they will be debating which one of us is the best until the cows come home.  Yet, I definitely wanted us to return to the original lineup.  As you know when we first got back together, we wrote blogs that we thought fit with the older material.  There was nothing better than being with Rhonda.  It felt so nice.  Yet, it didn’t have the same level of success as our older work.  When that didn’t get the attention we thought it would, we brought in a popular publisher that took us in a completely different direction to get us more hits.  This publisher didn’t work like we typically did.  I had to explain to him what sentences were!  What was worse is that our readers didn’t get it.  Luckily, we got a different publisher, a true fan, who could remind us again about what we do best.  With that, the readers returned.
RS:  What’s next for you, Amanda?  Rhonda talked about a side project.
AP:  Well, I guess I wouldn’t blame her.  She has been holding down the fort here for a long time.  Projects outside of the blog only work to help us grow, I think.  That said, my plan is simple, we’re gonna take it back, take back the life we want to lead.  We’re going to make this stand the Finest Hour that we see. 

– A & R, C.K. Shortell

Amanda and I would like to thank C.K. Shortell for sending us one of the funniest blogs we’ve ever (not) written…let this be a lesson to you, C.K….we will take your work and create a monster every time!  

And for the rest of you, once again we feel compelled to remind – all characters and events portrayed in the above blog are fictitious…not to mention that it was a JOKE. Any resemblance to real persons or organizations, living or dead…or even undead, is purely coincidental.